kiefbowl

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

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skeith-platinumprincess

You ever want a list of all alt universe Spider-Person who weren't by a radioactive spider? Well here you go!


Gonna start off with my boi Kwaku Anansi. He is a Spider-god so of course he never needed to get bit to obtain powers

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Pavitr Prabhakar, Spider-Man India, was not bit by a spider but instead recieved his powers from a diety

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The Prince of Arachne was never bit by a spider at all. He's just a normal guy with a silly suit of armor

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Mangaverse Peter Parker has no powers, he jumps from building to building with a grappling device


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Not quite an alternate universe but Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man 2099, got his powers from an experiment that fused his DNA with a spider. The results gave him venomous fangs and claws

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Speaking of experiments that fuse your DNA with a spider, that's also how Aaron Aikman got his powers. He one of the fakest spider in this post you can now forget about him again.

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Donald Macgargan the Sensational Spider Laird has appeared in 2 pages ever and as far as I can tell he's just a guy with webs in his guns

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Spider-Rex wasn't bit by anything. He was hit by a radioactive meteorite that gave him his powers

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Neith was born with her spider powers. The most recent Spider-Verse event in the comics says she was also the very first Spider-Person in lore

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Mayday Parker of course also was born with her powers. I don't know how I got this far in the post without remembering that!


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Turns out Tumblr app has a 10 image limit! I'll continue in another post in one second!

Tumblr Code.
geekishchic

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

amlsh

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

informercials

im laughins so hard who changed it

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final-girl-cas

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

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No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

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sergle

i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this 

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shelterwoodpod
#Backrooms and Michael Distortion vibes are my shiiiiiiiit#Liminal spaces just scratch the brain good
lonelyslutavatar

anyway full-fledged Lonely avatar Martin feeding in public music video???


(unfortunately I can't animate lipsyncing because photoshop ain't built for that)

mwagneto

i genuinely dont care if the creation of all media comes to a screeching halt btw i will very gladly live with no new movies no new tv shows no new anything for years if that's what it takes for the people who create them to be treated like human beings. i hope every other facet of the entertainment industry goes on strike too and i hope all the ones that havent unionised yet will. i want media creation to become completely impossible and i want the people who could make it possible again to hold out until they get every single thing they want. btw

isa-ghost

I have so much shit on YouTube from my favorite creators I could rewatch. This media shit does not scare me, I can wait